Mrs. Cohn went
to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered
from a discharge.
The Doctor said, "Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table."
She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her private
parts.
After a couple of minutes he asked, "How does that feel?"
" Wonderful," she replied, "but the discharge is from my ear!"
A husband desperate
to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car.
She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind."
Frantically he offers her a new house.
Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind."
Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?"
She retorts, "I'd like a divorce."
He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."
One morning while
making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied
with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You
know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the
penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we
could get rid of your brother.
