A man was having
problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked
the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate
try startling yourself".
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All
excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. At home his wife
is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband.
As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments
later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol. The next day,
the man went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on
my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my mail man came out of the closet naked
with his hands in the air!"
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
