A beautiful, voluptuous
woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all
his professionalism goes out the window.
Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke
her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you
know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
"Yes," the woman says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse
with the woman.
He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."
A blond and a brunette
jump off the Empire State Building. It takes the blonde 3 minutes longer to hit
the ground than it does or the brunette. Why?
She had to stop to ask for directions.
A boy and his mother
stood looking at a dentist's showcase.
"If I had to have false teeth, mother, I'd take that pair," said the small boy,
pointing.
"Hush, Willie," interposed the mother quickly, shaking his arm, "Haven't I told
you it's bad manners to pick your teeth in public?"
