An elderly couple
met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were
about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition.
"I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said.
The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"
Q: What do most
men think Mutual Orgasm is?
A four-year-old
boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not
know and he would ask his dad.
That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his
son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a penis. In fact, if you take
a good look you will see this is a perfect penis."
The next day the second five year old boy met the first five year old boy and
called him behind a hedge.
The boy exposed himself and said, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were three
inches shorter it would be a perfect penis!"
